Graceful Domination

2004-02-27T01:58:00.000-05:00

So I'm in a chat room last night...minding my own business as always, when some guy Ims me. Conversation was pretty interesting...he seemed down to earth and funny. Creative even. He was telling me how he was short...5'6" to be exact...and that he would take a "shrinking" pill to become closer to my size (me being 5'4" and all). So what am I thinking? I'm like, damn, this guy has a great sense of humor and a great imagination too. I was totally enjoying his story telling.

But then...as we all know...I'm a magnet for the sick fucks in this world. This cute little story about this tiny guy turns into some crazy ass twisted shit. He was like, "Oh no....the shrinking magic is too strong and I can't stop shrinking." Next thing I know, he's shrunk up to the height of my crotch (how convenient) and he's like...."Oh no, my clothes didn't shrink with me, how embarassing, I guess I'll have to take them off." Mind you...at this point I'm still not on to his game. I know, I know, I must have taken the "slow" pill that night. lol But anyway, now he's this naked midget trying to hump me....and I'm like....WHAT THE FUCK???

I just don't get it. There are more and more fucked up people in this world everyday. And for some reason, they all find their way to me. Fuckers!!!

2004-02-24T18:01:00.000-05:00

My birthday is coming up in a few weeks, March 11th to be exact, and I figured I’d create a little wish list for ya’ll to pick and choose presents from (I know, I know, how thoughtful of me). So…without further adieu, here it is…..

1. I went to Brookstone a few weeks ago and they have a teal colored Mogu with purple sides. What’s a Mogu you ask? Well…it’s a really soft little pillow you can hold on to, and play with, and cuddle up with, and caress. Kinda like a fat pussy, but less needy (and yes…I mean CAT). lol

2. Considering I own about a billion t-shirts and don’t have the storage room for even a sock, it wouldn’t be convenient to want any more. But hell…since when have I ever been about convenience? :) I have some freaky ones like my “May the horse be with you”, and “Shittles…Taste the Asshole” …so basically anything from www.tshirthell.com would work. The crazier it is, the better reaction you’ll get from me.

3. Concerts…boy do I love going to them. And more specifically, Shania Twain is coming to Miami in April. Take me to that concert and I’ll love you forever. Ok, realistically speaking I’d probably only like you for the evening, but one can embellish a bit can’t they? Hehe

4. Anything from Happy Bunny, or Mashimaro, or Chibimaru, or Cinnamaroll, or Piglet would do too. And if you haven't the slightest idea what the hell I'm talking about...then you're probably some idiot who stumbled across this page while attempting to chat with me in an AOL chat room. In which case.... Hi stranger :)

5. What time is it you ask? One trip to Cartier and I’d be able to tell you with extreme accuracy. That’s right …for only $3,600 you could buy the Roadster watch I’ve been drooling over for just about a year. What do ya say…put this old girl out of her misery. And no, I’m not a horse, so you can’t just put me down. Freak!!!

6. I was at Pleasure Emporium last week over in South Beach and I came across the prettiest vibrator I’ve seen in a loooooong time. Haha It’s GREEN!!!! Ok, ok, so I’ve never been one for those soft jelly types, but this one has an added extra I’m curious about. It’s called something like a jiggler tickler. To be blunt …it’s a silicone vibrator that has a second outer vibrating device for clit stimulation while the larger portion is inserted. Whoah...that was a mouth full...haha...no punn intended. What the helll…us single girls need some lovin’ too you know. ;)

So there you have it…a few items I wouldn’t mind opening up and finding in a box or gift back filled with colorful tissue paper and bows and glitter and cards and candy. Again…I got a bit carried away, but hell..it’s all about the presentation too you know. :)

2003-10-29T22:17:00.000-05:00

How is it that someone could become so damn addicted to Ebay?

This world is so full of shit.

Man...I need a haircut.

2003-08-15T14:36:00.000-04:00

It's been forever since my last update, but alas...I found material worth writing about. Ok...so here goes...

A million moons ago, no punn intended, I was home alone feeling frisky as always, but decided to take a trip to the kitchen. I don't know why...I'm guessing I wanted some kind of pickle or cucumber to experiment with...who knows. (lol) Well wouldn't you know, to my surprise...there was this cute wooden barbecue utensil (brush to be specific) sitting all alone in one of the drawers. And you know...being me...se me ensendio la chispa and I took it back to my bedroom. Make a long story short...I've already established the whole anal fixation thing...so I shoved that shit up my ass. (lmao) Mind you...I'm trying to remember what the hell I even used for lube cause I sure as hell didn't have any KY back then. Shampoo maybe? (lol) Well make a long story short...I ended up getting a splinter in my ass!!!! Yup...that's right...A FUCKING WOOD CHIP EN EL OJO DEL CULO!!!! hahaha I never pulled it out...never even saw it...but I sure as hell felt it. Anal sex has been more difficult after that...but in any case...the whole point is that it's years later and it was never removed.

Well last night...I was taking a nice warm shower...and well...you know...washing my ass (lol) and I guess I was cleaning it a little too well and a finger went in. So anyway...here's my whole point...I THINK I FOUND THE SPLINTER!!!! LMAO!!! I felt something kinda small and hard...like a wood chip...(lol)...and I was all happy for some unknown reason. Can you imagine if I go to the doctor and say...."Excuse me, I'm here to remove a splinter from my asshole." OMG...HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

So anyone w/ tweezers, a mining hat, and a magnifying glass is more than welcome to free the fucker from it's cozy home. He's kept residence there too damn long....LEASE IS UP YOU FUCKER!!! :D

2003-07-18T13:02:00.000-04:00

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, a large box of chocolates, a large box of condoms, a large pack of batteries, a large pack of toilet paper, a case of whipped cream, and a case of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel. :D

Pass this advice on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Have a marvelous day my pets!!! ;)

2003-07-14T17:58:00.000-04:00

I don't know why...but for some reason I keep attracting men with anal fixations. And I don't mean in the sense of them liking ass. I'm talking about guys who want their innards probed!!! Who want to be fingered and fucked. I mean hell...do I look like a fucking ass magnet??? Ummm....NO! KEEP YOUR STANK,SHITTY, DIRTY ASSES TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

2003-06-26T10:35:00.000-04:00

Okay....I'm really disturbed. WTF is up with you men??!!!! Holy Crap...don't you have a freakin' brain? Don't you know that intelligent women (like myself I might add, hehe) aren't attracted to sleeeeeeeeeaze balls? Get a load of this idiot:

LAROC1 [10:17 AM]: Like sexy deejays?
RainDropsLover [10:17 AM]: lol
RainDropsLover [10:17 AM]: What kinda question is that?
LAROC1 [10:17 AM]: ..cause I like your photo & pofile
RainDropsLover [10:18 AM]: You know DJ's are bad news. lol
LAROC1 [10:18 AM]: & give great love & big wet orgasams.. tu sabe?
RainDropsLover [10:18 AM]: =-O
RainDropsLover [10:18 AM]: Go away!!!!
LAROC1 [10:19 AM]: ever have one..?
LAROC1 [10:19 AM]: Wahhhh!!
RainDropsLover [10:19 AM]: I said....GO AWAY!!!
LAROC1 [10:19 AM]: ok..

Look...a piece of advice...if you wanna hit it...don't be a fucking pig. Show some class...and you just might get a piece of ass. lol That rhymed...damn I'm good. Mmmuuaaaaaahaahhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

2003-06-19T18:52:00.000-04:00

I think I've made it pretty clear about my fixations. My oral has gotten so bad that I don't own a single pen that's not all chewed up and slippery from saliva. lol Damn...I mean...I even carry gum in my purse!! And for those of you who know me...I never chew gum. But yup...it's come to this. :(

So okay...we all know I'm not shy about anything...so here goes my latest adventure. Have any of you ever fainted before? Well let me tell you...I did once...years ago. You see...there's the whole anal fixation I have too right...so one day...many moons ago (no punn intended)...I was having anal sex with a boyfriend of mine. Only...I didn't have the 'NOSE' with me so he decides to just shove it in. Honey...let me tell you...YOU NEVER WANNA JUST SHOVE ANYTHING SOMEWHERE THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANYTHING SHOVED IN!!!!!!!!!!! The pressure of his dick going in my ass shot straight up to my head...and well...I literally just fainted. Cold...lifeless on the floor. What seemed like an eternity was actually about 10 seconds. I was like..."where am I...who am I..." (lmao).

So anyway...after having said such...I've been eating a lot of salads and wheat and stuff...you know...kinda on the healthy side. But all that stuff has constipated me. And you know me...if I can't take a good shit...I'm all mizzy. So this morning...I'm waking up after having dreamt that I was pooping. And I was like....'damn, what a weird dream'. But then I start getting these really bad stomach cramps. You know...the ones you get when you need to take a shit but you're constipated. lol So I get up and go to the bathroom. Just in time too!!! I sat down on the toilet and right when my ass hit the seat...I felt this heat wave come over my body. I immediately became sweaty and I got soooooooooooooooo sleepy. I was like....WHAT THE??? Next thing I know...I feel my body leaning to the right...and I can't fight it. I was fainting and I couldn't do anything about it!!! OMG..how scary. I literally sat on the toilet...with my head propped against the cold tile of the bathroom wall until it passed and I forced myself to get up. I mean hell...I even had the bathroom radio on and I couldn't even make out what was playing!!! Is that some crazy shit or what??? Literally!!! Haahaahaahaaha :D

Ok...enough about my poopies. Have a good day. :)

2003-06-14T21:47:00.000-04:00

Dearly beloved...we have gathered here today to read one of Grace's disturbing online chats. The following is rated R...parental discretion is advised. If you are simple minded or squeemish...please do not continue reading. Consider yourself WARNED!!! For those of you who wish to venture into my dark thoughts...ENJOY!!!

Toilet [8:59 PM]: i want to suck the shit from your asshole
RainDropsLover [9:00 PM]: EWWWWWWWWWW
Toilet [9:00 PM]: i want your shit on my body
Toilet [9:00 PM]: warm and soft
Toilet [9:00 PM]: in my mouth
RainDropsLover [9:01 PM]: =-O
Toilet [9:01 PM]: i want to suck your asshole for hours
Toilet [9:01 PM]: ur so beuifull
Toilet [9:02 PM]: smear ur shit on me and rub ur nakid body against minbe and it will be like sensual glue
Toilet [9:02 PM]: we will stick to each other and be one in the night 2gether
Toilet [9:02 PM]: talk 2 me
Toilet [9:02 PM]: tell me ur fantasy
Toilet [9:03 PM]: i can b the man of ur dreamz
Toilet [9:03 PM]: i will eat ur turds i will drink ur piss
RainDropsLover [9:03 PM]: OK...ENOUGH
Toilet [9:03 PM]: i will breath ur fartz
RainDropsLover [9:03 PM]: I GOT YOUR POINT
Toilet [9:03 PM]: tell me ur fantasy
RainDropsLover [9:03 PM]: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Toilet [9:04 PM]: my namez dante
RainDropsLover [9:04 PM]: YOU WANNA KNOW MY FANTASY???
Toilet [9:04 PM]: i saw ur pertsonal ad
Toilet [9:04 PM]: tell me tru what u want
Toilet [9:04 PM]: i can be anything u desire
Toilet [9:05 PM]: utr intelligent and beutifull and that is everything i need
Toilet [9:05 PM]: i would eat the turdz from ur ass
RainDropsLover [9:05 PM]: IT'S TO TIE YOU UP WITH BARBED WIRE AND SHOVE A RUSTY SWORD UP YOUR WANTING ASSHOLE WHILE SLICING YOUR MOUTH WITH RAZORS AND POURING LEMON JUICE ALL OVER YOUR ORIFICES.
Toilet [9:05 PM]: lol
Toilet [9:05 PM]: tell me tru
Toilet [9:05 PM]: dont be shy mami
RainDropsLover [9:06 PM]: THAT'S WHAT I WANT
RainDropsLover [9:06 PM]: I NEVER LIE
Toilet [9:06 PM]: ur a little crazy
Toilet [9:06 PM]: i like that
Toilet [9:07 PM]: i can do anything u want me 2
RainDropsLover [9:07 PM]: AND WHILE I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS W/ THE SWORD..AND SLICING YOUR INNER ORGANS...I'LL HAVE A 10LB WEIGHT HANGING FROM YOUR BALLS.
Toilet [9:07 PM]: kinky
Toilet [9:07 PM]: i like ur imagination
RainDropsLover [9:07 PM]: ;)
Toilet [9:07 PM]: ur even sexyer 2 me now
RainDropsLover [9:07 PM]: LOL
RainDropsLover [9:07 PM]: AND THEN....
Toilet [9:08 PM]: after i eat ur turd i want to drink ur period
RainDropsLover [9:08 PM]: WHEN YOUR BALLS RIP OFF YOUR BODY AND FALL TO THE GROUND...I WANNA SLICE OFF YOUR DICK...RAZOR CUT, BY RAZOR CUT...UNTIL IT'S LEFT IN MY HAND AND THEN I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH W/ IT.
Toilet [9:09 PM]: damn ur kinky
Toilet [9:09 PM]: i like it
Toilet [9:10 PM]: i want you to sit on my face with my nose in ur asshole while u shoot juicy farts into my nostrilz
Toilet [9:10 PM]: a little poop and buttslime will be my reward
Toilet [9:10 PM]: i want to taste ur buttslime
RainDropsLover [9:10 PM]: I WANNA HIT YOUR FACE W/ A SHOVEL...OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL ALL YOUR TEETH FALL OUT...THEN I'M GONNA POUR HCL ALL IN YOUR MOUTH.
Toilet [9:12 PM]: kinky kinky
Toilet [9:12 PM]: poop a turd into my open mouth while i unconcous
RainDropsLover [9:12 PM]: AND I WANNA SHOVE A TOILET SNAKE UP YOUR ASS AND PULL OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND STUFF YOUR MOUTH WITH THEM
Toilet [9:13 PM]: i want u to know that i am masturbatering
RainDropsLover [9:14 PM]: GOOD FOR YOU...I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DICK ROTS OFF
RainDropsLover [9:14 PM]: YOU DISGUSTING MARICON
Toilet [9:15 PM]: what?
Toilet [9:15 PM]: i thought we were hitting it off
RainDropsLover [9:16 PM]: I WISH I COULD FUCKING TIE YOU UP...
RainDropsLover [9:16 PM]: AND HAVE A MULE FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
RainDropsLover [9:16 PM]: YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Toilet [9:17 PM]: y r u talking like that?
Toilet [9:17 PM]: whats ur problem?
RainDropsLover [9:17 PM]: WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?
RainDropsLover [9:17 PM]: WHAT'S YOURS?
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: GETTING OFF TO BEING MASACRED?
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: AND I WISH I COULD DO IT
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: BUT YOU'RE NOT WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER.
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: WORTHLESS SCUM
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY ASS.
RainDropsLover [9:18 PM]: IT'S TOO PRESCIOUS FOR YOU
Toilet [9:19 PM]: ur crazy
Toilet [9:19 PM]: i was giving u the ultimate complement
RainDropsLover [9:19 PM]: YEAH? ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT HUH?
RainDropsLover [9:19 PM]: SURE BOB
Toilet [9:20 PM]: my namez dante
Toilet [9:20 PM]: lets start over
RainDropsLover [9:20 PM]: WELL THIS AIN'T DANTE'S INFERNO
RainDropsLover [9:20 PM]: CAUSE IF IT WERE...
RainDropsLover [9:20 PM]: I'D SEND YOU TO THE SODOMIZE CIRCLE
RainDropsLover [9:21 PM]: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Toilet [9:21 PM]: u think i dont know whats precious in this world?
Toilet [9:21 PM]: that i never felt real pain?
RainDropsLover [9:22 PM]: SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YO MAMA
Toilet [9:22 PM]: that i have never loved another person so much that it hurt my bones?
Toilet [9:22 PM]: my bones have ached, and my cheeks have been drenched with emotion
RainDropsLover [9:22 PM]: PATHETIC
RainDropsLover [9:22 PM]: PEOPLE LIKE YOU TRULY MAKE ME WANT TO OPEN UP A SEX SHOP. TO TAKE ALL YOUR EARNED MONEY.
Toilet [9:23 PM]: my mouth wants ur turds
RainDropsLover [9:23 PM]: YOUR MOUTH NEEDS A GOOD SLAP....W/ A FUCKING PADDLE
Toilet [9:23 PM]: paddle me
RainDropsLover [9:24 PM]: I BET YOU'D LOVE TO EAT CORN NIBBLETS FROM MY SHIT WOULDN'T YOU?
Toilet [9:24 PM]: y did u put up a personal ad if ur going to treat people who respond like garbage?
RainDropsLover [9:24 PM]: PSYCHO MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU ARE GARBAGE. HENCE THE TREATMENT.
Toilet [9:25 PM]: im not psycho
Toilet [9:25 PM]: i was giving u the ultimate compliment
RainDropsLover [9:25 PM]: WHICH IS?
Toilet [9:25 PM]: i would eat the warm turds from ur asshole
RainDropsLover [9:25 PM]: THAT'S A COMPLIMENT?
Toilet [9:25 PM]: i would drink ur period
RainDropsLover [9:26 PM]: ON WHAT PLANET? THIS AIN'T URANUS!!!!!
RainDropsLover [9:26 PM]: LOL
Toilet [9:26 PM]: i want to lick ur anus
Toilet [9:27 PM]: lets meat
Toilet [9:27 PM]: tonight 4 dinner
Toilet [9:27 PM]: i know a great place to eat
Toilet [9:27 PM]: we can talk and get 2 know each other
RainDropsLover [9:28 PM]: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
Toilet [9:28 PM]: not at all
Toilet [9:29 PM]: i will be dressed to impress
Toilet [9:29 PM]: what do u say?
RainDropsLover [9:29 PM]: DO ME A FAVOR SHIT BREATH...LOSE MY SCREEN NAME...DON'T IM ME AGAIN.

Once again...I hope I kept you entertained w/ how disturbed my mind is at times. But don't fret my pet...I'm really not that crazy...for the most part. ;) hehe

2003-06-03T19:53:00.000-04:00

Forgive me Father for I have sinned....it has been a week since my last confession. LOL

I'm happy to announce that my plumbing is up and running again. Don't think I could have taken much more of peeing in the bathtub. Ok fine.....in a plastic cup too.....but you're not supposed to know that. LOL

I had a great weekend. Heard some great live music and had some drinks. Believe it or not...my white ass actually made it to the beach on Sunday. Which let me tell you....WAS ONE HELL OF A BEACH DAY!!!! The water was crystal clear and had the perfect temperature. The crowd was mellow and there were a few eye candies. Damn...I sound like a freakin travel brochure. lol Anyway, sad to report that I got a sunburn. Mostly ...in ...the ummm....chest area. All I can say is...ME PICA LA FUCKING TETA!!!!! It's moved on from pain to itch so I'm going nuts here. And thank God I bite my nails... cause if not...I would have ripped the flesh right off of me.

Thanks to someone...which I'm not mentioning any names (lol)...my trunk was flooded with water. And today I'm driving to work, and I'm like...what the hell's that stench!!! It smelled like rancid crappity crap. So when I got home this evening, I was cleaning out my car trying to find what the hell it was. And long and behold...under the trunk tire cover was a BIG ASS puddle of NASTY ASS water that smelled like a ROTTING ASS!!!! (Good use of the word ass there huh? lol) So anyway, I had to soak up that water and dry everything. Thank God I just bought a bottle of that febreeze stuff and I sprayed it everywhere. If you're out there...you know who you are...next timeLEAVE YOUR FUCKING COOLER AT HOME!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

Ok Father....fuck the forgiveness cause obviously...I'M A LOST CAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANNA BE FOUND!!! :D Amen!

2003-05-29T14:34:00.000-04:00

I've been without a functioning toilet at home for two days. TWO DAYS!!! Of all things to break...it had to be my toilet. Not my car...not my sink...no...MY FREAKIN' TOILET!!! You all know how important my regularity is. Thank God I stopped my colon cleansing diet. Can you just imagine me shitting into a plastic bag!!! lmao! :D

Tomorrow's Friday...and it came at a great time. Little Nemo comes out and I can't wait to see it. Ok granted...he's not my cute little blue fishy face on AOL, but he's still pretty cute. :) And for the rest of you, let's agree on a date and buy our Cirque Du Soleil tickets already. Bon soir mes amis. :)

2003-05-27T17:21:00.000-04:00

Let me clarify something people...no one told me they loved me like a fat kid loves cake...that's from a song. SO PLEASE...stop asking me who said that to me. Don't you know me by now? If someone ever told me that shit...I'd post the chat telling their ass off here in my BLOG for everyone to see. So rest assured...as of yet...no cake eaters. LOL

I had one hell of a Sunday. I'd like to thank the following people for making my day that much better and that much more divertido: Wendy, Jorell, Valerie, Yamin, Monica, & Angel. You guys rock! Damn...all I know is that I danced so much that it's Tuesday and every freakin' muscle in my body is sore as HELL!!! And what's even funnier is that my arms hurt too. Now you tell me how the hell my arms became sore!!! It's not like I was doing push ups or anything. lol And for those of you inside the loop, which I'm happy to announce that Valerie is included this time, I represented the UNITED NATIONS! LMAO!!! :D And damn, forget Chris, I was so hammered I didn't even understand the words coming out of my own mouth. lol

And for all you cute single guys out there...like any Cuban vieja would say...ya me puedo casar! Cause I make a mean lasagne and I make some mean ass BBQ too. lol So don't be shy...I'm sure you know my number or you know someone who does...so para de comer mierda and take me to a freakin' movie already!!! lol

2003-05-23T11:22:00.000-04:00

I have been sleep deprived for over a week now. Between chatting online and watching tv into the wee hours of the morning...my body was on the verge of giving up. But last night...I took care of business and passed out. Next thing I know...Wendy's calling me to go have dinner...and I was like...umm..."I'm sleeping." lol Sorry...You know I love you!!! I'll make it up to you this weekend. But boy did I ever need that R & R. I slept about 13 hours and I feel like a brand new woman. :) Definitely ready for a long weekend. Too bad I don't have any major party plans. lol

Let me ask you guys something...do you actually think telling a woman you love, "LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE," is a compliment??? Cause man...if you do...EDP!!! lol

For those of you who know what I'm talking about...doesn't it suck having an oral fixation? MY GOD!!! All the caps and ends of my pens are destroyed. Da pena!!! lol Oh well...at least I don't have an anal fixation. (umm....ok fine....I have one of those too but you're not supposed to know that). lol :D

2003-05-22T16:04:00.000-04:00

After much mayhem...I decided to see what the fuss was all about. I'm glad to report that the McDonald's Crispy Chicken Ceasar Salad is off the shizzle finizzle. Man o man...was that ever great! :) But just so you know...I wasn't eating the salad for my health...and I have proof...I accompanied my salad with a YUMMY triple thick chocolate shake!!! HAHAHA!!!! :D

I'm happy to report that I'm 1/4 of the way through reading my new comics. And for those of you inside the loop...new batteries have yet to be needed. LMAO!!!!!

It's Thursday...almost at the closing of another day...and that much closer to Friday. Sheesh...I say we boycot Monday. I'm sure if everyone and their mother and father and sister and brother and cousin and third cousin (you get the picture) signed a petition...the US would have to make Monday part of the weekend. Damn...sucks for you Bank folk...but I'm sure you'll get paid ovetime. :)

2003-05-21T15:29:00.000-04:00

So guess who was awarded Mommy Of The Year Award!!??? Of course silly...ME!!! :) For those of you outside of the loop...I'm talking about my daughter Lucy. Doc said he was very impressed at how she didn't behave like a typical Cockatoo. I was SO proud! We went for her annual...and when they extracted blood from her neck, she didn't even cry once. NOT ONCE!!! Can you believe it! Wow...it brings a tear to my eye. lol But yeah, he said her great behavior was a reflection of my GOOD MOMMY skills! :O

I'm glad to report to all my readers, cause I know there are just so many of you (lol), that I did order all my comics (26 in all), and I picked them up yesterday from the post office. Man...they're AWESOME!!! For those of you unaware of my collection, I'm talking about Verotika and Satanika. They're some bad ass rated R comics worth looking at. Well...that is...if you're special minded like myself. :P

Damn...it's Wednesday. Only two more days until a LOOOOONG weekend. Who could't use one anyway? I mean...Hell...if you can't use a long weekend...can we trade lives? Cause man...not only do I need a long weekend...I need a VACATION! Hell...forget the vacation....I NEED TO MOVE THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! Anyone for Tennessee??? Oh come on...you know you want to. :D

But I have one question to ask...and feel free to respond...What's the deal with men? I mean...they like you, they don't like you, they like you, they don't like you. Make up your fucking minds already. SHEESH! See...you men talk about us women, but damn...it takes a freakin' mind reader to know what men are thinking. Communication 101 - 105 should be mandatory for everyone with a penis...be it significantly sized or not. Don't you agree? :D

2003-05-16T15:42:00.000-04:00

Thank god it's Friday!!! Not that I have major plans for the weekend, but still, not having to go into the office is always a pleasurable experience. :) I'll probably just end up going to have dinner and watch The Matrix II like everyone else. Well us slackers who didn't go last night that is. Which by the way...thank you all...those of you who have mentioned that the movie sucks. I'll form my own damn opinion thank you very much!

Things are looking up. There were a few rough days that brought me down and about, but it seems I've pulled myself out of the hole. No one likes to be down in that dark hole all alone anyway...especially me. I think the key element is setting short term goals. The more I set out to accomplish and actually achieve...the better I'll feel about myself and my existence on this world. Would you believe that I haven't done laundry in over a month? MY GOD...I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT MANY CLOTHES!!!!! lol And pajamas and panties...ugh...forget about it...I could probably go another month. :) But nah...I'll be a good little girl and wash my clothes at some point in the next couple days. Or maybe I'll even do it on Tuesday...Lucy has an appt. with her Vet. for her annual...yeah I know...I'm such a good mommy. :D

2003-05-13T14:36:00.000-04:00

So much to do...so little time. Actually...there's so much time on my hands that I can't help but to procrastinate. See? It's a viscious cycle I tell you. But in any case...for all of you wondering...I started my colon cleansing diet once again! :) And I'm happy to report that it's been smoooooth sailing. Who knew lil ol' me was capable of filling an entire toilet bowl. Hahaha!!!

Alright, enough about my bowel movements. I had a great Mother's Day with Mommy Dearest. We caught a couple flicks and had dinner at Dan Marino's. What was that you asked...of course I ordered the Mahi. lol And even though Wendy doesn't want to hear this...I bought two new Nike baseball caps!!! Yeah baby...I'm on the road to complete baldness!!! :)

I'm planning on completing my Verotika and Satanika comic collection by the end of this month. Wish me luck in finding all the back issues I need.

2003-05-09T11:04:00.000-04:00

What better way to open up my Blog than with a chat fight I had yesterday with some strange loser...enjoy!!! :)

Stranger [4:38 PM]: Hello
RainDropsLover [4:39 PM]: HI
Stranger [4:39 PM]: How r u this finr afternoon
RainDropsLover [4:40 PM]: JUST HERE IN MY OFFICE.....GETTING READY TO LEAVE SOON.
Stranger [4:40 PM]: Nice what do u do
RainDropsLover [4:40 PM]: CUST. SERV. MANAGEMENT FOR A CHILDREN'S WHOLESALE CLOTHING CO
Stranger [4:41 PM]: so u still single
Stranger [4:43 PM]: i guess u didn't like my question
RainDropsLover [4:43 PM]: YES I'M STILL SINGLE
RainDropsLover [4:43 PM]: WHY?
Stranger [4:44 PM]: Just wondering
Stranger [4:44 PM]: Do u chat alot
RainDropsLover [4:45 PM]: SOMETIMES
RainDropsLover [4:45 PM]: DO YOU?
Stranger [4:45 PM]: Well how about we get to know one another
Stranger [4:45 PM]: i do when am home
RainDropsLover [4:46 PM]: WE'VE CHATTED BEFORE RIGHT?
RainDropsLover [4:46 PM]: I MEAN...YOUR SN LOOKS FAMILIAR TO ME
Stranger [4:46 PM]: no sweety i never forget a pretty face
RainDropsLover [4:47 PM]: WE'VE NEVER CHATTED? DO YOU HAVE A CHILD?
Stranger [4:47 PM]: no
Stranger [4:47 PM]: do u
RainDropsLover [4:47 PM]: HMMM...IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CHILD...THEN I GUESS I DON'T KNOW YOU AFTER ALL.
RainDropsLover [4:48 PM]: NO...I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
RainDropsLover [4:48 PM]: DO YOU HAVE A PIC YOU CAN SEND ME?
Stranger [4:49 PM]: well my pc had a vires i had to erase all my files sorry
Stranger [4:49 PM]: r looks really important to u
Stranger [4:51 PM]: I guess sence u haven't answer me
Stranger [4:52 PM]: i see ur all about looks sorry to have bother u
RainDropsLover [4:54 PM]: I CAN'T SAY THAT THEY'RE 'REALLY' IMPORTANT TO ME...BUT IT'S ONLY REASONABLE TO WANT TO BE ATTRACTED TO THE PERSON YOU'RE WANTING TO DATE. YOU KNOW?
RainDropsLover [4:54 PM]: AND NO...IT'S JUST THAT I'M IN AND OUT OF MY OFFICE SOMETIMES...IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M IGNORING YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
Stranger [4:55 PM]: sorry about that is that am tired of people always judging me for my looks i don't know if u know what i mean
RainDropsLover [4:56 PM]: MEANING YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE?
Stranger [4:56 PM]: well i woulded say that
RainDropsLover [4:56 PM]: LOL
RainDropsLover [4:57 PM]: THEN WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
Stranger [4:57 PM]: i guess u would have to see me to make that call
RainDropsLover [4:58 PM]: WELL...IN ANY CASE...IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. I CAN TELL BY YOUR SYNTAX AND GRAMMAR THAT YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT INTELLECTUAL BY ANY MEANS WHICH IS A HUGE TURN OFF. SORRY. TAKE CARE AND GOOD LUCK. BYE.
Stranger [4:59 PM]: ur making fun of the way i spell i have a disorder when it comes to spelling
RainDropsLover [5:00 PM]: IT'S CALLED A LACK OF EDUCATION AND KNOWLEDGE FOR THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Stranger [5:01 PM]: oh and cense u when to college and got educated that makes u better them me
RainDropsLover [5:01 PM]: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO EVEN WRITE!!! HOW DARE YOU PUT YOU LIKE READING AND WRITING AS YOUR HOBBIES!!! THAT'S A JOKE!
Stranger [5:04 PM]: well just to let u know while u were studying i was making my first million yeah million i might not be educated but i do own my own moving agency and all i do now is try to get educated
RainDropsLover [5:06 PM]: WHO CARES ABOUT YOU BEING A MILLIONAIRE
RainDropsLover [5:06 PM]: YOU THINK THAT IMPRESSES ME?
RainDropsLover [5:06 PM]: GIVE ME MORE CREDIT PLEASE
Stranger [5:08 PM]: first am not trying to impress u second seeing the way u r ur defenity not my type and give u credit for what for being a total b#$%H
Stranger [5:12 PM]: i see i got to u good
RainDropsLover [5:12 PM]: NO...GIVE ME CREDIT FOR REALIZING HOW MUCH OF AN A** YOU ARE...IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT!
Stranger [5:13 PM]: what's with word calling what i said was true ur just being mean and u know am right
RainDropsLover [5:14 PM]: I'M NOT BEING MEAN...IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THE TRUTH HURTS.
Stranger [5:15 PM]: it doesn't hurt cause i can always lay back and relax unlike u ur working for someone
RainDropsLover [5:16 PM]: WELL...I WORK FOR A COMPANY, YES, HOWEVER I DON'T HAVE AN IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR. I'M AN INDEPENDANT DEPARTMENT.
Stranger [5:17 PM]: what ever look i see this ain't going nowhere so good luck finding someone who can put up with u
RainDropsLover [5:18 PM]: LOL
RainDropsLover [5:19 PM]: PUT UP WITH ME HUH? THAT'S FUNNY. GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PAY SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
Stranger [5:20 PM]: nah sorry hun i pay for something u give out for free and say am wrong
Stranger [5:20 PM]: don't
RainDropsLover [5:20 PM]: WHAT?
RainDropsLover [5:20 PM]: YOU JUST PUT YOURSELF DOWN YOU IDIOT
RainDropsLover [5:20 PM]: YOU SAYING YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SEX.
RainDropsLover [5:21 PM]: AND YES...I DON'T GET PAID FOR MAKING LOVE....THAT'S CALLED PROSTITUTION.
Stranger [5:21 PM]: i don't pay for something u give out for free
RainDropsLover [5:22 PM]: LEARN TO MAKE SENSE
Stranger [5:22 PM]: go away
RainDropsLover [5:22 PM]: GET A LIFE
RainDropsLover [5:22 PM]: DON'T IM ME AGAIN!
RainDropsLover [5:22 PM]: BYE LOSER!!!